decorating my cookies

i'm no longer allowed to drink anymore. this is just silly. i just can't take the hangover the next day, and the fact that i went to bed at 3am and i'm up at 9am. hi. what?

i went to see the ex-boyfriends last night at the hemlock and they were sooooo good. i love when bands make me happy and want to jump around. i had a mini-crush on their bass player last night. i don't know what THAT was about other than he did this. i LOVE the rockstar stance and he would do that all.the.time. and then he would push his glasses up. hee! (oh, that's the guy in the red shirt. and thanks to ted www.bagelradio.com for the pic!) of course now it just took me like an hour to find the photo and upload it to my website that i forgot what i was gonna talk about.

let's talk about how i made the biggest impulse purchase on friday. i bought i an iTrip for my iPod when 1) i already have an external jack on my car stereo to plug it in to. 2) my car stereo got stolen a month ago and 3) my dad is getting me the bose docking station for my birthday and therefor won't NEED the iTrip at home (i'm using it on my boombox right now!) my rationale is, i am going to florida in 9 days and will have to drive a rental for like an hour and a half from the airport to the g-rents house and need tunes! which is also one of the reasons why i bought the car charger too. before friday, i hardly even used my iPod at home since i don't have a stereo and i use a laptop and rarely have it plugged in to external speakers. plus the packaging was pretty. fuckers! (while we're here...let's just reflect for a moment on what a dumb design THIS is. it makes me wanna throw up...its a CUP HOLDER).

ok so the rock show. jojo (our prom queen) was there. i love him. shane came by, d., and that hottie dom, from we are invisible. he's a german boy and at the prom i chatted him up in german. so last night when he came in, jojo and i were falling all over each other to get to him. i think we had a feeling that he was straight (omg how horrible is it that a girl has to figure that shit out in this town!?!? hahahha) so at that point jojo, godblesshim, became my wing man. as we stood next to dom and jennifer, jojo says to dom that he talked to me in german at the prom. dom feigned faulty memory, then again, i was dressed like nancy from heart. but then he remembered where i lived while i was in germany and suddenly his memory became better. i think tho, and i've been thinking about this all morning, that when i went up to him last night i said, wie bisst du, nah? which does mean how are you in german, but its using the wrong version of "are" in how are you? that version "bisst" is usually paired with "wo" which means "where" in "where are you?" so technically, i said how are you, but really it was something like, where am you? or something equally as retarded.

so jojo. wing man. once again, later in the evening we found ourselves standing near dom and jojo pointed out the we are in visible pins that dom was wearing. which were on dom. which means that he had to make a point of involving dom. which means dom then got to stand next to me. hee. dom liked "the band whose name i can't remember"and then, for my benefit yelled a "jawohl!" (which is like woohoo! in german) and turned back to grin at me to which i responded by giving him THE LAWNMOWER. ugh! i immediately turned to jojo and said, omg i just did the fucking lawnmower. jojo was all, I KNOW! for those who don't know, my best east coast friend, karen, and i named that movement you do to touch a guy when you have no other reason to touch him and you kinda take your hand and swipe it down his arm, starting at the top near the shoulder and continuing on to any point below his elbow, the lawnmower. i was horrified. i had to leave so jojo and i went to the outer hemlock.

and guess who came out in a minute? DOM. we chatted some out by the bar and then went back inside to hear 20 minute loop. i had heard how they were good, but i have to say, hello? 20 minute boring. i'll give them a second chance at a later date. i then wanted some water and told dom i would be back and there was jojo standing right there and said, "i saw that." he saw me give the weedwack, which is an abbreviated version of the lawnmower. when you kinda just squeeze at any point on the arm, but usually on the shoulder. again. horrified.

while waiting for beer number 3 (OMG i just remembered misty made me do a shot of frenet...damn! that was like, stealth shot!) i saw my friends sheryl and christina who i haven't seen in ages! i love them. i don't hang out with them enough. they are so nice, genuinely nice, and open and accepting. i think i was talking to them for a while because dom came by to say goodbye. uh yeah. that would be him looking for me in the crowd to say goodbye. love him! and right at that moment some weird, very forward indian guy suddenly started to hang all over me in a very unwarranted kind of way and i mouthed to dom to SAVE ME! and he did. yay! he said he hopes to "see me again." boys. hello? i have a phone.

back with sheryl and christina, shane came by and he told me that misty and ted left. sadness. then i gave shane a ride home.

you know, my whole reasoning for getting up at 9am was that i could decorate my remaining cookies (hahaha, for some reason, right at this moment, that sounds like a metaphor for masturbation. bwahahah!) ok ahem, i could decorate my remaining bunny cookies for the Fresh Jesus Party today and then get back in bed and nap til i have to go. why aren't i doing that?