love is A LOT harder than crime

tonight i was taking adrianna to a private screening of the new movie, kung fu hustle. well, apparently i am a doofus. the screening was at the delancey street screening room ON the embarcadero and i thought it was AT the embarcadero center. i don't have much experience with movie viewing at/on the embarcadero. in fact, you might say that i am practically a virgin in the embarcadero movie viewing area. (well except for that disastrous last date, but whatever).

so we decided to see D.E.B.S. instead. it was cute! and fun! and adrianna and i laughed so loud that we made the people in front of us move away. i LOVE that! i didn't know it was a lesbian flick tho, and then was creeped out by the only two men in the theatre who were 1) attending alone and 2) sitting far away from anyone else and 3) one of them even had his backpack on his lap...eeew!

right now i am eating meatballs.

afterwards we went to the zeitgeist for a beer or two and chatted about lots of stuff. my unhappiness at my job and trying to reconcile whether a free degree is worth have my life energy sucked out of me. adrianna's job at the AIDS hospice. she taught me lots of stuff about feeding tubes and how most people don't know that they are painful and cause infections and that keeping someone on a feeding tube for 15 years is the same as starving them (hi. terri schiavo) as our bodies are looking to ingest and digest food the natural way and not thru a plastic tube stuck in your gut, the body still looks for food the old fashioned way and is not sated if its not going in your mouth. ( i think i got that right).

i tried to articulate my thoughts of why european men are better in bed than american men. (actually i tried to do this with misty the other day and failed miserably) but my theory is that europeans 1) have several 1,000's of years of evolution on their side...oh do you know what? i think my theory only applied to irish men. ok. THIS theory is that because of the whole catholic church guilt thing, that irish men had to try doubly hard to get irish women in the premarital sack, so their lovemaking skills evolved over time and they learned some really great things to entice the women and keep them interested. sighhh.

hi. what?

--->(i may have jsut offended an entire country.)

so yeah, i just ate a peanut butter egg. (last one, e.)

speaking of european men. i have been chatting to a very nice one the last few days. can you believe? even after i lawnmowered him to death he still wants to talk to me? oh that's right, he's NOT a wussie SF guy (and presumably he's not reading this blog). luckily, he came to me at a time when i needed a pleasant diversion from office politics. work is not good, people, and he is keeping my mind off of my situation. uh love that!

tomorrow=poignancy

(stealing from misty AND because it can no longer be avoided) number of leprechaun hats i saw at zeitgeist: 2... and one was on a girl.