i *heart* irony

so i'm reading an article titled "why i've stopped arguing with liberals" (look i found the link!) by pat sajak. yuh. pat. sajak. the wheel of fortune host.

my favorite line in the whole piece is this:

(regarding liberals) "They tend to do things like accusing members of the Right of sowing the seeds of hatred while, at the same time, comparing them to mass murderers. And they do this while completely missing the irony."

first of all, pat, i think the irony here is that YOU are a game show host and you're writing a political article. (i'd like to by a vowel)

second of all, is that ironic in an alannis morisette kinda way? heh.

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one thing i DO love about visiting the g-rents is that they start hitting the booze as soon as it chimes noon. its like that movie spanglish...aww mom, you're drinking? its not even noon! and then the mom looks at the clock and its like one minute before noon.

so i tend to spend my entire time in a low level buzzed state. which does has its good points...and bad points.

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today we went to the secret beach which can only be reached by boat. its amazing. all it is, is a sandbar and there are just mounds of shells. its amazing to think that there are so many living beings in the ocean. i was standing about high deep in the water and my g-rents are down the beach talking to some folks. grandpa waves, points out towards the ocean.

here's a tip...when someone points in the general direction of the ocean when you're in it...get out. i look out and within about 30 seconds i see a fin. hello!

well, it was only a dolphin. infact it was a few dolphins which was pretty cool. they were all flopping all over the place and breeching (if dolphins do that). cute!

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my g-rents are having all this work done on their house. right now they have an electrician doing some stuff. he's here daily. i have the biggest crush on him. he's totally my type: a big, dumb, dark, swarthy guy with creative facial hair and looking like he has a lebanese/sephardic jew-type background, creative facial hair... oh...i said that. pshaw. the best part is he is from tennessee so his accent is beyond belief. his name is linny, which is short for linden. heh. i was all, hey! no wedding ring (like what the hell am i gonna do in florida with a big, dumb guy...) then i realize that electricians can't wear their rings because they can die if it gets caught on wires etc. i guess those names tattooed on his arm might be his kids' names? i'm so out of it with men. i mean, i'm just repulsing them left and right. i don't even know how to act moderately non-chalant around them now. dang!

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hello cheap-giant-3-litre-jug-of-white-whine-for-under-ten-dollars buzz. ok time for dinner. hey! maybe i'll drive to dairy queen for a swirl, chocolate dip! awww yeah!