lyrics born

raise your hands in the air like you just don't care! wooo!

i love lyrics born. BUT i hate a white people audience trying to be black. ugh. maybe i was just crabby last night but i was just all over the map. i think i set the tone at the beginning of the evening when misty, natalie and i were standing in the willcall line and this blind homeless bum came up behind us (after we walked by and he told us we were beautiful). so he's standing there going on an on about how beautiful we are and i turned around and asked,

"are you blind?"
and he said (as he holds that pole that blind people use to feel what is in front of them), "yes."
and i said, "is that why i have a stick up my ass?"

i know! so bad. i'm going to hell. he totally loved it though and was dying. or maybe he was silently plotting my demise, but who cares. step off!

just kidding.

so we get inside and end up standing next to these totally loser girls. this one girl, kept looking over at me in a way that was so obviously, "you think you're all that." and i was like, whatever. then she stepped out of the crowd and i thought she left so i slid over into her spot and misty and natalie followed. but she came right back and pushed her way in next to me and i turned to misty and jokingly said, oh no she din't!! and right as i said that she pushed to right in front of me into the tiniest spot and then proceeded to do her stupid white girl who thinks she's black dance and all gettin' in my space, yo. and then i was really like, oh no she din't!! and i shoved her forward. HAHAHAHAHA. i love me. am i not like, in my extremely mid thirties?

you know, i really like pacific islanders. hahahah. that sounds so bad. but i'm talking in an...i can be attracted to the men kinda way. i usually don't go for ethnic-y guys. i mean i can appreciate the beauty etc, but its not for me. but PI's all. over. that. hello bass player. HOT.

as we were leaving and walking to misty's car, which incidentally was parked across the street from an awesome adult video store and this is like, the tenderloin so you know it ain't no yuppie sex store. up the street was a group of people beating the shit out of this BMW. it was the weirdest thing. they were screaming and yelling and hitting the car and throwing things at it. then these 2 white boys came running out of a bar and to the car. i thought they were going to stop the melee, but it turned out...it was their car! hhahaha! i don't know why that makes me laugh other than they looked like rich kids trying to be real in the seedy section of town for the night. anyways.

i'm off to pick up jem and her roommate and then we're going to the Exploratorium!