new trend

so, since we're all blogging, something was brought to my attention last night when i was out with misty and jojo. now, whenever anything funny happens or is said, we have to "call it" for our blog.

example:
we were at LAC after our heavily garlic laden dinner at esperpento and misty says, oh there's kelly stoltz at the end of the bar. since i don't give a damn about kelly boring stoltz i was like whatever. then the next thing i know, he's all behind the bar. and i said to misty, is that kelly boring stoltz behind the bar?!?! and i was thinking, stupid lame-ass rockstar can just think he can go behind the bar and help himself to a drink AND have control over the pool table. then misty clarified that he works there...

...(yeah ok, but even still when you are not the bartender on shift you STILL don't go behind the bar..its common bartender courtesy. but ok, maybe they have different rules at the LAC. )...

...anyways, this was funnier when it happened when we were 2 pitchers of sangria and one vodka tonic into our evening...but my point is.... i said i was gonna write about it in my blog and before i could get out that sentence misty called it. damn!

after LAC jojo left us and we went to hush hush where it was supposedly rock n' roll night. we got there and they were, in fact, playing some good rock n' roll but then some stupid band came on and misty set down her vodka tonic and looked at me. i was confused because misty NEVER sets down a vodka tonic willingly, the band was just too much "rock n' roll" for us to take and we skiddaddled.

side note: yesterday i IM'd with misty

hezekial13: are we getting drunk tonight?
mistylwhite: no, i have an 8am meeting and then have to be at a client all day
hezekial13: should i remind you of that when you say, "let's go to the skylark!"
mistylwhite: yes.

...then we went to the skylark where full-of-himself-steve-gardner works. here we drank like 2-3 more drinks, did dial-a-shot with scott campbell, (scott left me a RAD voicemail of the beginning of a queensryche operation mindcrime song...queensryche is a forbidden love we share), then i salsa'd on the dance floor to tupac with some mexican guy named luiz (or whatever) while his friends cheered him on. little did they know that i cannot be led while doing the salsa and end up leading whomever i dance with...luiz (or whatever) took it like a man. then all of a sudden we left. but not before i gave out my phone number to some guy: stupidstupidstupid.

and then the horror began. even tho we were like, parked a block away from the skylark we walked around the mission for 30 minutes. misty even.....[BEEP]....apartment entryway and i called it in my blog, but i could not for the life of me remember where she parked. we FINALLY found her car and then the donut hunt began. luckily, i remembered that cala is open 24 hours and they have krispy kreme. i'm sad to report that i scarfed two donuts BUT! cala was having a sale on diet coke, four 12 packes for $10!!!! that's a really good deal, even my drunk brain could comprehend that, so at 2am i am checking out with 4 donuts and a 12 pack of coke...thankGOD because i drank alot of it today.

you know, misty is awesome...a mere 12 hours ago she could barely even walk and there she is sitting at a client actually working. me? i can barely even function and all i am doing is laying on my couch.

yay for misty!