ok listen...i've got lots of things to expound on today

ONE: this is the funniest thing you will read this month.
http://theblackmetaldialogues.com/it.html

TWO: thank GOD naima won America's Top Model and keenyah didn't even have a chance.

THREE: bo bice DOES qualify for wearing sunglasses inside (see discussion with misty)
mistylwhite : in my humble opinion, Bono is the only jackass that somehow gets away with wearing sunglasses inside.
hezekial13 : that's no opinion. thats a travesty
mistylwhite : HAHAHAHA
mistylwhite : sunglasses inside...unless you are a huge rock star and totally high on drugs in just NOT cool. trying to BE cool by wearing sunglasses inside just makes you totally uncool
hezekial13 : i think it works for bo
mistylwhite : ARE YOU SERIOUS?!??!!?
hezekial13 : yes. i. am.
mistylwhite : YOU CAN"T BE SERIOUS?!?!
mistylwhite : I can't be friends with you anymore
hezekial13 : hahahha, i mean, you didn't see this but when he did his rendition of Big Green (that moneymoneymoneymoney song on the apprentice) the shades totally worked with the outfit. it was pretty hot
mistylwhite : you are KILLING me
mistylwhite : slow...painful death
hezekial13 : alls i'm saying is...rockstar/potential rockstar yes....off the street loser jackass at a wedding present show..NO
mistylwhite : I can't accept it
mistylwhite : AND what I just realized is....last night wasn't the first time he wore his "sunglasses at night"
mistylwhite : NO fucking way
hezekial13 : shut up
mistylwhite : Bo is not a potential star, he's on fucking american idol
hezekial13 : so i am sitting here and shai is on the table looking out the window and out of the corner of my eye i think i see him walking on the kitchen floor (even tho he is on the table right in front of me) and i realize its eduardo, the stray kitty. he just wandered into my kitchen to check things out
mistylwhite : are you trying to change the subject and calm me down with cute kitty stories?!
hezekial13 : no

FOUR: there are other people just like me and misty out there.
(from fluttergirl.com)
I had a dream the other night that I lived across the street from Chris Cornell and Susan Silver. I went outside to check my mail one afternoon and they were getting on their motorcycles to leave. Chris said they were going on a road trip and Susan invited me to go with them. I told them I didn't have a motorcycle. Susan said "That's ok, you can ride behind Chris!" Hell yeah! Best. Neighbors. EVAR.

FIVE:
discuss