whats up with my rack!?!?

so...none of you really need to know this but its alarming AND disturbing to me that a mere one year ago my chest (measured with a measuring tape right over the girls -- for weightlifting's sake) was 33 inches. these days it's THIRTY-EIGHT inches. WTF!?!

i mean, i know i gained almost 20lbs this past year (frickin' anti-depressants!) and now that i've decided i'd rather be thin and miserable than fat and happy, i am furiously trying to get this weight off.

a few weeks ago misty came over and she gave me a hug and was like, uh, what's up with your chest? and i said, uh, it's gotten bigger and she was all, uh, yeah i could tell when i hugged you. and i was all, uh, really?

i mean the bonus is that i now have cleavage. i have never had this before. i'm not sure if i am really in to that. you have to understand. several times in my life i have been in the dressing room at victoria's secret trying on push up bras and man, they just scare the crap outta me! it really is a frightening experieince when you're not used to having boobs right under your chin.

uh...so the amazing race finale was good...