detoxing and on-line dating

detoxing is hard! i almost caved today. like thirty minutes ago. but instead of eating some yummy food i just made myself another detox drink. i'm doing that uber-fabulous lemonade diet/detox from the 70's. i've done it once before. about a year ago. i lasted SEVEN DAYS without food. i could've gone longer but misty was having a dinner for her dad who was in town and i really wanted to be able to eat.

not eating is boring. i don't know if any of you do this but sometimes, when i'm doing something, like gardening, i envision finishing, taking a shower and then eating awesome food! well, when you don't have awesome food to look forward to, life is just lame.

the first 3 days are really the worst. your body is coming off of caffeine, sugar..um..food and you're miserable! and then after the third day you emerge like some cyber-person who doesn't need food to survive! you start to scoff at people who give in and EAT. you see them as weak minded individuals. ok, well maybe its not that bad but you do get a really different sense about yourself and your body.

on-line dating

on-line dating is hard! i don't even know why i am doing it because my theory is that we are all messed up when it comes to dating and the people (men) on the sites are that much more messed up. hahaha. great. i'm not even in the mood to date right now! its more like, i need attention so i log on and let guys email me. today i got a mail from a guy and his handle was VinvcentVanCock. holy crap! so i clicked on his thumbnail and, yes, there was his cock. the sad thing was, he was kinda cute. thank god he lives in spain or i woulda mailed back (just kidding). why do people think they have to put their cocks on an on-line dating thing? it wasn't even that big.

i was emailing with this guy last week who sounded kinda promising. so i'm reading his mails and he has this english thing going on. like, i might go to sacto to hang wiff me bubs. after reading a few more i asked him, "so are you english?" and you just know that my parenthetical statement is (because if you're not you're fucking lame).

turns out he ISN'T english and claims to have this "email vernavular." i was like, DUDE this is like a fucking JOB interview. i don't get it. maybe he thinks its cute?

way back when, i did some on-line dating in boston. i actually had a guy FLY OUT from LA to hang out with me for new years. how awesome was that? we had the best time ever but realized that there wasn't really a love connection and we remain friends to this day. i call him LA David but now he lives in omaha so that doesn't really work.

i also met some guy at a coffee shop and we got into a heated argument about kid rock. obviously i was on the support side of KR. he totally rocks! but this guy claimed that KR had no musical value what-so-ever. i was all, dude, he paved the way for lame ass bands like limp bizkit and that other band that sounds exactly like them.