god saved me from eating 650 extra calories

yesterday i panicked and bought a package of organic, vanilla creme, sandwich cookies while i was wasting time in safeway. i started eating the cookies in the car on the way home (note to self: sandwich cookies without hydrogenated fat aren't that great). when i parked and got out of my car, i grabbed my shopping bags (grapes, strawberries, one diet coke, low-fat shredded cheese, cookies) and i lost hold of one of the handles and out slid my opened package of cookies and half of them dumped onto the sidewalk.

normally...five second rule...

...but this was a mission sidewalk and "bum corner" to boot. yeah not eating food off of the sidewalk.

so there lay about ten cookies. i looked at the package and found out that 2 cookies = 130 calories which means god saved me from eating an additional 650 calories. of course, i ate the whole rest of the package that day so i don't know if it matters that much now.