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Monday, November 21, 2005

recap with underage sex

i just happen to be watching Geraldo right now and they are recaping all the "teachers who have had sex with their students" cases that are going on around the country at the moment. what i wanna know is, are these kids hot?

in other news, gary glitter might have to face a firing squad! he lives in vietnam now and allegedly had sex with a coupla girls under 18, which makes them minors/children and in vietnam if they are underage its considered rape, which is punishable by firing squad. this makes me laugh, tho i bet gary glitter is not laughing.

thursday: went to the De Young with Negmeddin to see the Hatshepsut exhibit. not worth the $15. you can learn more by renting a DVD from netflix about Egypt's golden empire. apparently the cafe at the De Young has really good burgers. but when we got there it just looked like a cafeteria and we just looked at each other and then hopped in the car and went to the zeitgeist. that's the best thing about being unemployed...going to the zeitgeist in the middle of the day.

friday: i went out for beers with my awesome ex-landlady, anita. incidentally, she is also ben's mom. double incidentally, she hit my car as she was getting the remainder of her stuff from my garage a few weeks ago. so we went to the Revolution Cafe, which is on 22nd and Bartlett. we got beers and some yummy ham & cheese sandwiches and she was like, let me get this. and as i protested she just looked at me and said, dude, you're taking care of my cat and i totally wrecked your car..let me pay. hahaha.

saturday: H&M opening. oh yes. i had plans to meet misty at 9am for the 10am grand opening of the most wonderful store ever. i had a feeling that being there at 9am wasn't gonna get us at the front of the line, but nonetheless, i got there at 9am and was extremely surprised to see the line all the way around the block and almost ending at the beginning of the line! ha! i wanted to stop to get a coffee before i got in line but the starbucks across the street was PACKED and i decided to forgo caffeine for a spot in line. then misty called and said, i'm gonna get coffee do you want anything. and i said, that strabucks is totally packed! and then she just looked at me (i know, i was on the phone but i could feel "the look" through the phone) and said, uh, its not like you'll be going anywhere in the next hour. hahaha! right. misty has a good post on this, complete with photos, so i won't elaborate.

saturday night: mudhoney. hi. loud.

sunday: lesbian brunch at pevil's and becky's. hi. yummy quiche(s). and then i went on a pilgramage to target. man. i need a dehumidifier. the air is really damp in my house and i think this will rock my world. apparently, however, stores in california don't sell dehumidifiers. i went to target, home depot and bed bath and beyond. sigh. i did buy a new rake tho! yay!

monday: after the gym, i worked in my garden ALL DAY. it was so nice out and my garden really needs it. i haven't done anything in it since the days of the hot contractor next door. you know, i "did gardening" with the hopes of being able to talk to him. hahaha. ok, i'm a loser. my new landlady's parents were in town last week and her father (who was actually pretty hot himself) decided to thin out one of the trees in the backyard. i say tree, but its supposed to be a bush, hence the need to prune. it was cool that he did it, though he was doing it from a "more sunlight in the yard" perspective and probably did some things that i wouldn't have. but its done and then he left all the branches in a giant pile and went back to the east coast. hence spending today in the backyard. ok boring. i did find a pair of socks in a plant near my front neighbors side door. hmmm.

1 Comments:

At 10:37 PM, ali. said...

hez - you are the funniest woman alive. and you don't even TRY! i luv you. :)

 

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