Dear Kid Kani:

Because my "webmail" sucks...I cannot reply to your most awesome email about Roni James Dio. In case the rest of you don'tknow, I am obssessed with Queensryche Operation: Mindcrime. Kid Kani emailed me to tell me that Roni James Dio has signed on to be the new Mr. X (only Scott will understand this) and they are making an album sequel.

Here's the thing tho, I thought Kid Kani was telling me that Queensryche were so hitting broadway with an Operation: Mindcrime MUSICAL and that Roni James was gonna be in it. I almost shit my pants and surfed towards Ticket Master but then I reread and saw that it was audio only. sigh. Why has NO ONE invented an Operation: Mindcrime MUSICAL!?!?!?! I would totally go to that.

TONIGHT
I met my mom's co-workers. She works in an architectural firm and all her co-workers wanted to meet me because, apparently, my mom just broadcasts my private life all over the office. Anyways, we met them at Average Joe's, which was just...um, average. But since Buffalo is the beginning of the "Land of 25 Cent Drafts," it was TWO FOR ONE drinks night. Hi? Wasted. I had two vodka and soda's, a shot of Jager (no Frenet), finished my mom's beer and then drank another. Her coworkers were all under 30 which made me feel like asking...why is my mom hanging out with 20-somethings? But then I made her do a lemon drop and all was relatively well.

Most exciting thing today: Victoria's Secret was having a $10 off sale on my bra model. Woohoo! Bought it.