things that are funny

xmas music
so as i was watching the news i did not expect to hear "crazy train" by Ozzy on the news. especially from a highschool marching band at the burlingame christmas parade. interesting.

patton oswalt
this comedian continues to make me laugh. i watched a doc that he made called the "comedians of comedy." he took 3 other comedians on tour to perform at rock clubs. he thinks that comedy is not accessible to all, especially 20 somethings, since comedy clubs are expensive. so he decided to book a tour at cheaper venues. this is the punchline from one of his jokes. you'll have to see the movie to get the full joke. "if you support george bush you're a dumb girl giving out blowjobs at a state fair."

pumping gas
how ironic is it that as i was standing there pumping my gas on auto (had that little lever thing hooked so i didn't have to stand there and hold the nozzle) i was reading a sign on the pump that says:

no overpuming or topping off. if you do you will be responsible for spillage costs and possible cleanup.

i was thinking, wow. cleanup. that's gotta be a lot of gas. then i heard my nozzle click and i reached to pull it out of my car and it was still pumping and gas spewed everywhere! on my car, on the ground, on me! i quickly looked around and then hopped in my car and drove off. the best that i can figure is that the click i heard was from the car next door. nice.

ok that's all that is funny.
p.s. i have not abandoned my blog.